What if a company built a mixer for your BMX bike? What if said mixer could wirelessly control the music you’re grooving to while riding? What if we had two videos to prove that such luxuries do, in fact, exist? Japan’s own Cogoo has gone well above the call of duty with its latest concoction, the Turntable Rider. Put simply (or as simply as possible), it’s a multi-part system that enables a bike to become a DJing machine; the more complex the tricks, the ‘better’ the mix. Reportedly, the bike’s own wheels act as jog wheels, the brakes act as a beat pad and there’s even a gyroscopic sensor that doubles as a fader pad. No word on a set price or ship date, but it’ll be making the rounds at events starting with the 2012 Kaikoo Popwave Festival. Enough chatter — head on past the break and mash play a couple of times. Go ahead and prepare those around you to cease working and do the same.